Skyrim: How old are you?!

You know those age verification things mature gaming sites ask you to fill out? You know, where you have to enter your birth date? As if somehow they’re going to trip you up if they have you enter month, day and year, instead of simply your age. You don’t really ever enter your actual birthday, do you??

As shown below, it’s clear I do. Yes, that’s right – I’m immortal. There can be only one. (And, yes, this entry will really work over at the Skyrim website.)